Computer Incompetence

I have noticed that everyone who enters usually goes on a computer that has a blue screen up. I am not quite sure why this is. Perhaps they are afraid that if they go to a computer that has a black screen, that it is either a) not functioning, or b) not for them to use.

It is probably the same reason why people always only go through one door, regardless of the fact that there is a door right next to the one that everyone is using to enter or exit.

Human behavior is disgusting and still rather a mystery to me.

Some of the questions I receive on a daily basis are quite... amusing. I find it difficult to keep a straight face sometimes. However, I don't even bother to hold it in when someone is standing at the printer confused for 10 minutes and no paper has come out. I'm here for a reason kids! To prove that your stupidity once again has gotten the best of you. Of course, I am not complaining. It just means I get paid to sit and watch while you amuse me. I wonder if it is the fact that I appear to be unapproachable. I do not understand how this can be possible though. I am a rather friendly looking asian if I do say so myself. (Note: I did not say I was a friendly asian.) I smile occasionally and I like to skip around when I load paper in the trays.

Actually now that I think about it, I am rather offended that people avoid me and ask the other consultants for help. Of course, once this changes, I am sure I will shut up and stop complaining. Although I am not sure how this is possible either.