Hello Chain Rule

I have decided that I am going to learn the Dirty Dancing (Now I've.... had the TIME OF MY LIFE...) dance before I graduate from college.

Of course, luckily for me, I will probably be stuck in college for at least another 5 or 6 years, which gives me an adequate amount of time to learn it.


I have also decided that calculus is my friend, but algebra is my enemy. I do not see why we are required to solve word problems about velocity, speed, and/or how many cookies Gertrude sells and how much profit she makes. Completely worthless. Life is pretty much one big word problem anyway. F this shiz.


I am chewing on this piece of gum rather furiously and for that I feel bad. This Extra Polar Ice stick was created for the sole purpose of me to destroy it and slather it in my saliva. Then it would be spit out and expelled onto the sidewalk where it will be stepped on or run over and then lose its color, becoming an insignificant blob plastered forever onto a scorching piece of tar. So next time your life is bad, think about if you were a piece of gum.