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Sororities.
Who the %!&* would create such a ridiculous concept.
I believe this truly is the most baffling and puzzling notion ever invented.
A sorority is basically a clique of 40+ insecure girls who feel the need to be accepted in college. Whether their motive is for friends, "community service" (you lying sack of shit), something to add on that job application, and/or to meet super hot frat boys (is that possible...?), every single girl who is in a sorority all has a major character flaw and this is more than likely insecurity.
Sororities bring about unwanted drama. Whether one of your "sisters" slept with that frat guy you met when you were half wasted at some party, or if you are voting in new girls during recruitment (b/c you know... you can't let just ANYONE into your sacred society), drama will always be present.
Sorority girls have a tendency to fall in love with their appearance. I do not know a single one that does not spend less than 30 minutes before they leave for class. After all, you can't be walking around campus looking like a hoodlum with your letters on. God Forbid.
Their dependency on each other surpasses that of a blind woman and her guide dog. No one can do anything without the approval of their peers. This includes what job they are allowed to take, what/who they're seen with, where they go, how they act, etc. etc. etc. etc. Basically you are living someone else's life. Very interesting.
Clan gatherings, I meant, meetings, formals, bars, clubs, parties, ___________...
no wonder your grades are so f-ing low.
You pride yourself on your love for helping the community, yet the truth is, it is all for the sake of reputation.
I can do f-ing community service with my church... and I don't have to pay a cent for that.
I'm sorry to all the sorority girls who read this. No really, I apologize. In all honesty I should be applauding you. I mean after all, you're brave enough to waste your money all for... well nothing really. Nothing that I can't do for free that is.
posted by Daniela @ 5:44 PM
5 Comments:
hahaha, dont lie. You can't get that many people to admit to being your sister without paying them.
nga plz.
so refreshing to hear the truth.
amen sista!!
Interestingly, Fraternities/Sororities originally started as groups who funded the theater, like the ancient greek equivalent of a production company.
In that case, I would like to blame the greek students for the poor student production of Macbeth recently put out.
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