Shout out to the sluts

I was driving through some shady parts of town one day and I saw a prostitute and her customer. Awkward. Then I realized, shit. In a way I see this all the time going on at my school. Only the ones here don't charge anything.

I thought about how it must feel like to be a whore. Honestly I can't imagine it. My conscience (and my disgust) get in the way. It actually is a difficult and dangerous job. Having to deal with the threat of possible STDs, being able to hide your emotions, being able to deal with bitches who say mean things about you behind your back...

It seriously is amazing how apathetic you must be. You can't exactly develop any feelings for the guy you just had sex with. Because if you did, then I guess you wouldn't be very good at your job.

Damn. Here's to you sluts. I didn't realize how hard it was to be one of you.